|Van Gogh painted with his right|
hand and sliced his left ear,
or did he? #facts
One time my backpack got stolen during a break.
One time I puked in front of an entire tour.
One time a guy in my group was tripping on mushrooms and stripped down to his underwear.
It was a very fun job. And the tips were great.
It was 2006 and Bush was president, which meant in Europe it was cool to hate on Americans. Amsterdammers would get real annoyed with my American yelling and retaliate by shouting prank comments as they biked by... like "SHE'S LYING!" and "DONT' BELIEVE HER!"
Protip -- always believe your tour guide. It's much more relieving for YOU. Like a sheep to a shepherd, let the guide lead you through this new unknown world (that is the European beaten path).
Protip -- stop farting in museums. As a private museum guide, I've never encounter so many crop-dusters in my LIFE than at the Van Gogh Museum. And I've been to hundreds of gigs. Countless plane rides. Many buses. Dozens of road trips. Nothing compares to the amount of farting that goes on at the Van Gogh Museum.